"When accidentally cutting your finger or your hand, cover with a generous amount of black pepper. Contrary to ones thinking this will not burn, instead the pepper stops the bleeding, is most healing, takes out the soreness also forms a crust over the cut to keep out infection."

In theory:

A mixture of bleach and vinegar can make chlorine gas.

Also this;

fucking amazing.

She got me a cake... ♥

"This is the day of silence

Not just an ordinary day

Corpses slashed and sliced

Lying naked in the way

Streets soaked red in blood

Three bodies twitching on the floor

Knee-deep sticky flood

Oozing into houses through open doors

-

Worse and sicker than warfare

Walks a man the streets today

Replacing reality with nightmares

Cutting up everything in his way

Women and children chopped to pieces

Dismembered men swinging on hooks

Intestines rotting in human faeces

Dead dried up eyes exchanging looks

-

Concrete houses echo in lonesome laughter

In the centre of surrounding slaughter

Causing the living's eyes to water

Hunting down civilians is all that matters

For this is the day of Jasper

He received no presents from his friends

Anger and rage crushing his temper

Making him cut his comrades to painful death

-

Jasper, Happy birthday you motherfucker

Right before you became postal

You forgot to look under the bed you sucker

Because of you there is no more Bristol

Fortunately it was just a daydream

And the sky is free from silent screams

Let the warm sunshine beams

Warm your skin and heart again

for today is your birthday" - Vig.

If I don't get laid soon I may end up ripping my own eyes out.

I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live.

If there's any benefit from smoking, it's that you could end up with a voice like this.

She's thick in the breast and thighs, and a voice like sex.. Mmm..

♪ Sweethead - The Great Disruptors

So agitated. So frustrated. So fucking angry.